me:
that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me:
yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me:
why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me:
i'ma read the back of this.
me:
lather, rinse, repeat?
me:
why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me:
hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me:
if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me:
eheheheheheheheheheh.
me:
but you didn't have to CUT ME OFF.
me:
did i already wash my hair?
me:
i think i did but i don't remember.
me:
i'ma do it again.
me:
FUCK I REPEATED.
me:
well played, pantene pro-v.
me:
i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me:
i bet it's awkward.
me:
i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me:
okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me:
where the fuck is my towel.
